I received the following job positing today and it made me chuckle. The subject of the email was Urgent req for MS Access/IBM Lotus Notes Developer. The name of the recruiter was withheld to protect the innocent.
Hope your doing well.
I have an urgent requirement for our client needs, please send your consultant profile if you are interested for this position.
Title: MS Access or IBM Lotus Notes Developer
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Duration: 6 Months
Rate: AS low as possible
Our Client is in need of a Developer with MS Access or IBM Lotus Notes Developer skills. Excellent communication oral, written and Strong organizational skills are required. The Candidate should have previous experience in technical development environments.
Anyone who wants to pay me as little as possible is definitely going to the head of the line for me!